As with so many other school-related controversies, homeschooling families may look upon this one from an elevated perch above the fray. A public school teacher in Texas got herself in a spot of trouble for blurting out to a bunch of first-graders that there is no Santa Claus. After getting phone calls from angry parents, the school forced the teacher to recant her allegation of Santa’s nonentity. Not only that, she had to tell the students that she had in fact just heard from Santa, who was alive and well.
It’s one of the earliest decisions every American family makes: how are we going to handle Santa? Here at our household, Mr. Claus is handled like any other fictional character. When we are asked if any fictional character is real, we just answer no. They’re made up.
Sometimes, we further explain that Santa Claus is based on a real man, Saint Nicholas, who really does love all children, and adults besides. But Saint Nicholas lives in Heaven, not the North Pole, and he has no elves or reindeer. And I would no more hand my daughter a dolly and tell her it was from Santa, than I would give her a box of nails from Bob the Builder.
I’ve got nothing against parents who teach their children that Santa is alive and well, and the source of their Christmas gifts. My own parents maintained the Santa myth when I was young, and I don’t feel wronged, or respect them any less for it. But it sure sounds like a lot of work, and I don’t think I would be capable of it. It would require more skill than I possess to maintain such a preposterous lie.
Because Santa is preposterous, even for a four-year-old. The flimsy story is so full of holes that it falls apart under even mild questioning. How can Santa get into dwellings with no fireplace? How can he visit every house on Earth in one night? If he makes the toys, how come they say “Fisher-Price”? How can he know who is good? Why do some kids get more and better gifts than we do? How come every time I see Santa he looks different? I wouldn’t have the slightest idea how to answer these questions.
Now, we don’t have a “Santa-free house.” The guy’s not a devil, and he’s not a bad influence. Our children see Santa in books, on television, and depicted on decorations, much as they also see Barbie and Winnie the Pooh. They sing songs about him. In fact, as fictional characters go, a happy man who loves all children and gives away toys to celebrate Jesus’s birthday is one of the better ones.
I don’t even mind if they believe he’s real. Kids believe lots of stuff. But someday, like all children, they will know the truth, and it won’t be a hard truth to learn, because it will be what I’ve been telling them all along.